sex and the city send off

so ... I enjoyed the last Sex and the City despite myself. i had crotchety and pussy la quigg over for dinner. we had steak and roast potatoes and a big salad. and some wine.

during the show my stupid 14 year old inner romantic schlock girl was like "bounce bounce oh boy yay mr. big i love mr. big" swooning and all kinds of shit like that.

and crotchety was muttering things like "any real woman like samantha would have been somebody who had been molested as a child." or "this show is so stupid. they are cruel and manipulative women" "what carrie did to aidan was cruel and doesnt' happen in real life.. and somebody woudl have to be emotionally stunted to act that way" and then back to how the only way a woman would be that afraid of intimacy (samantha) and addicted to sex, would be if they'd been irreperably (wow spelling) emotionally scarred as a child.

after a lot of "god damn it SHUT UP MATT" i finallly got the bad dog bottle and started spraying him whenever he opened his mouth.

he took it in stride and muttered "heather is beachy today" to karen, who just patted her food baby and burped and said "where can i get a poofy skirt like that? i want a poofy skirt"

i love my friends.

(also. thanks to hooolia, i now have forever bookmarked. the wonders of the quizno whatchamacallitcritters

so fucked. up. so awesome.)

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