you're a sweet fat round mommy

favorite gym moment of the week

i'm back at my locker post-workout, taking off my clothes and getting ready for a good steam in the steam room..
there's a woman and her two year old daughter in the same row of lockers as i am and they're having a conversation..
the little girl is cranky and tired after her swimming lesson..
she is sad and cranky because she doesn't have socks and doesn't like wearing shoes without socks
mom is consoling her
then she says "i want boobie!"
her mom says "ok.. do you want booby now or can you wait til we get home" the little girl seems adamant that she wants booby now. but then she pauses and says "no. on the couch. i want booby on the couch" mom says in her soothing mom voice. "ok, when we get home then" ..the little girl then proceeds to say "booby is english" and her mom says "and what is it in spanish?" and the little girl says some word and her mom says she's veyr good. then the little girl hugs the bench and says "in english this is bench!"
then she hugs her mom's leg really tight and says "you're a big mommy" and her mommy says "yes i'm a big mommy" and she says "you're a sweet round mommy" and she says "am i a sweet round mommy? " "you're a sweet fat round mommy" (all while hugging her leg and she's loving that her mommy is a sweet fat round mommy)
all the women in hearing range begin to laugh and pretty much can't stop
teh woman says "out of the mouths of babes. comedy hour, brought to you by my two year old"

you're a sweet fat round mommy

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