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2004-03-18

corn dogs & birth control & emailing and working

crazy busy few days! doctors and accountants and gyms and conversation groups and lots to do at work

and while i was at my ob/gyn, since i only see her once a year. i did a switcheroo on the kind of bc i use. usually it's the pill (i'm too forgetful) or depo. but they both make me all hormonally crappy. upsy downsy all aroundsy kinda stuff. and you're awash on this wave of crazy mad hormones whenever you get that stuff pumped into you. it's over done so that it works all th etime, you know?

but now! now they have this crazy funny thing. it's the RING. it looks like. well. a ring.

and you stick it, well, you know.

and it emits (emits?) (it calls the aliens!) low level hormones right in the area it should and voila! no hormonal crazies, no weight gain and no babies! beautiful!

if i ever have sex again, i'm going to give prizes to whoever can get the ring! 'no no, more to the left, wait, let me turn a little. oops twist that way. can you bend your penis a little to the right? GOT IT!"

ahem. anyway..

i have work to do, important emails to compose and write, and more work to do.

and i have to find a huge bunch of corn dogs by saturday.


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