goats.

so. about 4 of my friends and i. in about 3 years. if we haven't found ourselves smitten. we're going to buy a farm. raise alpaca and goats and horses and cows. make cheese and knit alpaca lingerie. milk the cow in our alpaca lingerie. charge money for people to watch us do farmy things in alpaca lingerie. raise babies together like a community. not allow sex in the main house but instead have a few love shacks for our occasional foray into the world of men. and the goat shack for karen. because she has some kind of weird unearthly love for goats. and i'm going to have a tractor.

god damn, i'm so excited!

we promise not to throw away the babies we feel don't meet our standards.

we'll be maternal and nurturing n shit.

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