WILD HORSE

LAST NIGHT:

SUPERSUCKERS! GREATEST ROCK BAND IN THE WORLD!

CARDINAL HANK! HE'LL JUST BE OVER THERE KEEPING IT REAL. HE ROCKS SOCKS AND SO DOES HIS BATHTUB.

HIS FRIEND WITH MOVIE STAR JAWLINE.

HEY GET ME ANOTHER COCKTAIL.

DUDE, YOUR BOOBS!

WHERE'D MY MONEY GO?

WHERE'D THIS COWBOY HAT COME FROM?

I'M CALLING THE COPS.

TODAY:

CRAMPS DOIN THE ROCK N ROLL FIESTA THROUGH MY BELLY.

SLEEP.

WASABI! UNAGI! MAGURO! SAKE DROP BEER SHOT. PLOP SQUIRT . DOWN IT!

WHY IS THE BIRTHDAY BOY EXPOSING HIS PENIS AND BOTTOM?

CAKE!

SCENESTER OBNOXIOUS BAR.

"HEY COWGIRL"

CAB. ENVELOPE UNDER MAT. WALK HOME. STRANGE BOY ON STREET CORNER, WAITING FOR CAB:

"HEY"
"HEY" LIFTS SHIRT.
"WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT"
"ARE YOU SHOWING ME YOUR MAN BOOBS?"
"THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT"
"NICE"
"OK BYE"
"OK BYE"

"HEY COWGIRL"

AND HEY . KNOW WHAT? I'M A WILD HORSE!

(I AM TOLD THIS IS A GOOD THING)

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