smoov moves

last night, bartender-boy was talking about somebody we all know who hasn't had a girlfriend in...a long time.

so he was discussing how it is a guy 'can get laid' . something he'd read in a magazine. a list of things a man should have.

1. a bed two can sleep in. (so ditch that twin)

2. multiple-count clean sheets.

(so far, so good)

3. a clean space

4. incense

5. candles

am i unusual in that if i went to a guys house and he lit a stick of incense and a few candles i'd start giggling and feel like he was puttin his schmoooov on? i'd wait for the yawnnnnn-stretch-arm-around-shoulders move

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