chow box

so last night

i tried to be a dirty birdy

and use a pixieboobism.

now. you have to picture pixieboobs. she's like 5'4. a little bob. no make-up. cute as hell. like a little button. totally. a little button. like 5 years old and adult all at hte same time.

and so. when you tell her about boys. she always says "did/does he chow box!?" and she leans forward with her eyes wide and her cute voice.

and all i have to say to that is

HAHAHA

so. last night. i tried to say "well if she chows box then..." and suddenly i turned bright red. and i started to stammer

and then i lost it and couldn't stop laughing.

so, i'm not the dirty birdy i'd like to think i am.

and they all stared at me.

blankly at first.

but soon they were caught up in the moment too.

gnawing?

chewing?

scarfing?

HAHAHAHAHA

do you chow box?

oh god. must go. now.

i'm buying lipstick.

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