sidekick

last night i dreamed I was a sidekick. i wore footie pajamas with sticky stuff on the feet and i could jump like a spider or a frog. i also used ropes. i was like spiderman without the actual powers. I was batmans sidekick though, except he didn't really want to take me along anywhere so i was always realizing he'd left me behind and i'd be off trying to find him. one time the bad guys almost found me and my sticky feet weren't working so i hid under a pile of bubble wrap.

and then later i was buying beer in teh convenience store, jumping from the top of one aisle to another. i flipped somebody off and leapt to the ceiling.

then i bought my beer. because beer is important for a disgruntled sidekick.

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